Grown Ups (2010) */*****

What I just saw is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever sat through.  At no point during its rambling, incoherent runtime was Grown Ups anywhere close to anything that could be considered an actual film.  Everyone in the theater is now dumber for having watched it.  I award it no extra stars, and may God have mercy on Adam Sandler’s soul.